As my friend said to me, when you have children, typically in a second marriage, when you're older and you get married again to a woman who would have children, you must always remember that you make sure the children attend a college where the commencement ceremonies are held in a facility with a wheelchair accessible ramp. Alec Baldwin
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  2. There was nothing to be ashamed of in doing jobs simply to make a living, so long as those jobs fueled other creative efforts

  3. It is imperative that we replace those who think they own this country, with those who built it.

  4. [American family court] is a system that is corrupt on his best day. It is like being tied to the back of a pickup truck and dragged down a gravel late at night. No one can hear your cries and complaints and it is not...

  5. The wealthy don't have any sense of humor. It's not like the English, where the theater is perhaps the one place where they have a sense of humor about themselves.

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